Away Trip Review

For those not present:


1. How many guys does Desmond have to kiss before he’s no longer “just experimenting” and is just gay?
2. Sydney people are pricks (especially people who served us those cheese and tomato sandwiches)
3. Turkish pizza the newly anointed king of late night food
4. The greatest pyramid built in the world, without alien assistance, was constructed at the Bat and Ball
5. The 17 points of hatred and why certain people are fucked – I want a copy of that email
6. The greatest pyramid built in the world, without alien assistance, was destroyed in the Bat and Ball by Ads using his now patented Superman dive
7. Prada phone? What the fuck?
8. “John Kosmina’s illegitimate, cause he’s got no birth certificate, he’s got aids and can’t get rid of it, he’s a Sydney bastard
9. Ads’ weekend in Sydney was big. His Friday night was huge.
10. Gekkas that was the name of the former Bochum striker who I couldn’t remember
11. Is it just me or are there no hot back packers in Sydney
12. Miss Backpacker Lebanon, filth
13. How good was that English guys mullet? It kind of puts Ads’ attempts in year 12 in perspective
14. Sydney FC prick standing on corner by himself “what the fuck did you say about Sydney?” Fuck off hard cunt
15. The first goal was actually a Milligan own goal and not by Nicky Ward, although it was a Nicky Ward cross so I guess that might count as an assist
16. Ads is an away trip hero
17. Chook is the biggest loser ever for not coming to Sydney (but don’t worry we didn’t do the jump so there’s always next time)
18. Bruce Springsteen? Gay
19. Sorry for headbutting you in goal celebrations Ben
20. Mookie and Tamsin, fuck I’m still laughing about that one
21. Paul E, officially the hardest man I know. Harder than Chook
22. How many times must Desmond use the pick up line “I’m not gay or nothing but you got a nice ass” followed by “I’m not gay or nothing but I want to suck your cock”
23. Put your shirts back on this isn’t Zoss