Ins & Outs

*Juninho is set to arrive in Australia today so that he can Sydney FC. Just remember this is the shit Juninho who played for Middlesborough not the good one who plays for Lyon. I wonder how he will cope with Branko Culina's unique style of management (focus on technical and tactical and an incredible squeaky voice).

*Fulham are closing in on a three-year deal for Melbourne Victory defender Adrian Leijer, according to the Australian club.

"We received an offer from Fulham on Monday morning and the negotiations are progressing quite well," said Victory's football operations manager Gary Cole.

*Some 9 year old kid from Brisbane got signed by Manchester United on the basis of a video his grandfather sent to the club. I reckon we get me playing against some 9 year olds and i'll rip them a new ass hole, tape it and the send it to WHU.

* Nerds FC get hammered with a terrible win loss record. I call for the head of shit ass coach Craig Foster. He has abondoned the technique, formation and style that Guus Hiddink introduced. He is single handedly stopping Nerds FC from fulfilling their potential. Fuck. Sack him now.