Monday, August 6, 2007

Week 1: Match Report


GSE v Spain

GSE started their new season off with a comfortable win over a Spanish side which included international stars such as Gaucci and Super Tosser (guy who rocked up with the head band thing). The 10-8 scoreline flattered the losers with GSE taking the foot off the acelerator in the second half allowing a minor revival by the team from the Iberian peninsular.


In a relatively dour encounter the game highlights were limited to a thunderous volley from Attila the Hun which almost ripped the net off of the frame (hmm...the Hun. Is anyone else thinking about porn now?). And a wonderfully taken freekick by Chook which set up Joey for an easy tap in. Chook was also responsible for a couple of Maldini moments when he continued to act like a man whore and refused to close his legs when he was goalkeeping. Dave Lovelock was present to cheer the GSE on and if he still had a segment on the World Game he assured us that Chook's calamity James like goalkeeping would have been a feature.



Goal scorers were:


Desmond 3 (1 penalty)

Joey 3

Attila the Hun 2

Chook 1

Ads 1




2 comments:

chook said...

I'm tired of hearing these comments about my keeping. I'm the only one besides ads who goes in there. Des scrap what i said last match, you are keeping for us for the rest of the season.

desmond said...

poor baby...