Sunday, September 16, 2007

GSE Blogspot to take a new Direction

With a relatively slow start to the season cementing us to the bottom of the table, our commander and chief Des has begun his research into alternative methods in training to enhance our current form .

Last weeks method ended in failure with Desmond forced to concede defeat, finally agreeing with the World Doping Association that marijuana is indeed an illicit drug and not a performance enhancing substance.

This week, having experienced first hand through constant practice with his many lady friends. Our manager has made the discovery that an increase in testosterone can not only restore sexual function, muscle strength, and prevent bone loss; but a recent study has shown it can result in an increase in energy, sex drive and well-being.

With no access to the use of testosterone therapy(steroids) on account of Desmond's oustanding bill payment to his Dealer; we have been forced to utilize natural therapy by means of the stimulation of the brain to increase the receptors that increase the production of testosterone.

For that we now have the Scarlett Johansson award, where each round two female (not like the 'females' from Thailand) celebrities go head to head until one becomes the victor (called the Scarlett award on account that she does not compare to anyone). The winner will be invited along with Scarlett to our inuagural presentation night, where one GSE player will be awarded the Rodders Nani award
(player of the season award). Votes to be made in the comments section.

First Match Up;
Road Trips Amy Smart versus Singer and Chick Flick Star Mandy Moore
vs


Both have made an appearance on Scrubs:

5 comments:

Ads said...

I'm going for Mandy Moore. Very fit.

The other chick was TCW (tasty coma wife).

How good is Heather Grahems rack. Top fucking notch.

I think your plan is working Desmond. I feel more lively and energetic. Wait it must be because I have a hard on.

Anonymous said...

Amy Smart for me.

desmond said...

Mandy Moore.

chook said...

TCW.

desmond said...

2-1 Mandy Moore