Jords goes in for surgery on his knee today after injuring it in the gay sport of hockey last month.
The foundation Elite keeper revealed he has cartilage problems in his knee, and he has been battling through the pain ever since watching GSE fall from grace into 5th position from the sidelines.
"To be watching is not what I want, it's just one of those things in life that happens," Jords said.
"I've got major problems within the knee like the cartilage, that is why I’m undertaking T-three o-plasty to reduce the risk of it ever happening again and increasing the chance of early recovery."
T-three-o-plasty is the third updated version of the Terminator-o-plasty, where the patient skin is peeled off and replaced with a hard metallic shell, preferably titanium. The bones are snapped out and replaced with various fire-arms and anti-missile defenses. Finally a chip is placed in his vocal cords to give the patient a German/Austrian like accent.
Green Street Elite will miss Jord's experience and skill at the keeper position, he is expected to be ruled out for at least nine months.
"The good doctor says after the transformation surgery it should be 4-6 weeks and with my new terminator healing powers hopefully I can get back a little bit earlier, and hopefully this AK-47 being installed to the knee should come in handy.
"We'll just have to wait and see."
The injury means new signing younger brother Nick will split the keeper role with Joe’s import Cia (Maaaaaaate!).
And after a solid GSE debut in the win to No Idea on Sunday night, Jords is already jealous with his younger substitute.
"He's done a fantastic job (Nick). He got his first introduction to the Indoor scenery and did well," he said.
Now trailing by 5 points to Polonia, there are positive signs for GSE to make the finals and are expected to play Asian wannabe soccer players Rio Platence in the campaign.
(The Terminatoroplasty is purely cosmetic and should not be used in combat purposes)
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