Sydney Away Trip

Sydney away trip in review

1. The game and chanting were awesome (always good to get one over Scum FC)
2. One chant went for 15 minutes
3. Caceras has to start for Victory for the rest of the season
4. Steven Corica has a fucking monkeys head
5. Ads and Chook are suffering a bad case of the yellow fever
6. Ads’ oriental friend was a bit of a BOBFOC (body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch)
7. Desmond was getting hit on by the hottest girl I have seen in ages (excluding Scarlett)
8. Chook loves the hard yards
9. We always play better indoor soccer hung over
10. Ads is a better juggler then Desmond and Chook (Ads 56, Desmond 48, Chook 4)
11. Ads and Chook cock-blocked Desmond with Trish
12. Trish is smelling the leather…sniff, sniff (or maybe it was all those grog bogs)
13. Ads has no idea of how to get from Pitt Street to Sydney Uni
14. Tomato and cheese toasted sandwiches went down like a treat
15. Ads loves Spectrum
16. Has Chook called Annie?
17. How many missed calls/emails/text messages has Chook got from Annie in 48 hours?
18. Ads spent more than $450 over two nights on alcohol
19. The Scarlett Johansen appreciation society is by far the coolest at Sydeny Uni (fuck the UN Club)
20. Heart is by far the shittest power of the Captain Planeteers
21. Linka is the Hottest of the Planeteers
22. Hentai is cool, if you’re looking for something to give your porn some variety
23. The second death star in Return of the Jedi was still under construction so there would have probably been all these sub contractors like plumbers, electricians and other tradies (as if storm trooper knows how to install a toilet). And along comes this group of crazy leftard militants and blows the fucking shit out of them. That’s like a million people there dying who were just minding their own business and trying to make some money from a government contract
24. Dave Burnett’s name sounds like a game show host
25. Chook is by far the hardest cunt I know
26. Desmond likes to hit women
27. Ads likes to sleep naked, and then go to the toilet naked, flash the cleaner, then walk around the room naked showing everyone how he shaved his balls
28. Dostoyevsky is a great ice breaker at intellectual dinner parties, you don’t even have to read what he writes. Just do the first 10 pages of Crime & Punishment and the last 5 and then imagine that the rest is kind of like the Fugitive with Harrison Ford except that there is no one armed psychotic killer, just a bum who thinks he’s Napoleon
29. Desmond was trying to suck himself off on the flight home for half an hour
30. Chook should not call women chicks as he is the only person in the conversation who is a chick
31. Trish should leave gay ass plays on words for when she reaches Parliament
32. Ads should at least try to hide his bonner when he dances with chicks

Can’t think of any more at the moment.