s.65-12(a)(i) states that if any GSE captain fails to fulfil any of the following requirements an impeachment of the captain can be issued by a 66.67% vote of the membership.
The requirements are:
1. To field a team with at minimum 3 players;
2. To bitch at Ads when he just worked 60 hours straight on a tax law assignment and slept at work on Saturday night;
3. To be The Hated One; or
4. To play under the influence of performance enhancing drugs
Now we all know how Chook finished his first reign as captain of GSE (let's just say there wasn't a fourth point on the list above until Chook took some LSD shit that made him think he was Papa Smurf and that he was so small that he could run between the legs of other players).
If Desmond is sacked I also propose that a joint tenure solidarity ticket be formed between Chook and Ads. With Chook and Ads together we can bring peace and harmony throughout the galaxy.
So cast your votes motherfuckers.
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You need me back baby...It's no good without a black person on the team
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