Tuesday, February 26, 2008

FFA have done it again

FOOTBALL Federation Australia are to probe Central Coast Mariners' Mad Monday end of season party after Andre Gumprecht appeared dressed as Hitler.

- Seriously It's a costume party, he wasn't making a statement (even though the bloke is from the Fatherland) he was just looking for a good night out like all those other respectable AFL players have their 'Mad Mondays'.

The German hardman turned up in WWII uniform with an Adolf-style moustache, while departing Socceroo veteran Tony Vidmar dressed up as his nickname 'God' but with his face blackened.

- Now hang on a minute. Why didn't they say 'German' WWII uniform? After closer inspection Gumprick is not actually wearing a German WWII Uniform but a British WWI standard troop outfit.
http://www.diggerhistory2.info/graveyards/pages/equip-uniform/uk.htm
Basically the man is a wannabe Major Edward C. "Mick" Mannock with a bad mustache.
Don't get me started on Vidmar, the man can dress up as Morgan Freeman anytime he wants to (except maybe at Black Panther rallies if they still exist). Don't even know why Religious groups are angry with suicidal watch Tony. If they are, they are in fact agreeing to the notion that God is, in fact an African American. At least he didn't dress up like God as they portrayed the great one in Dogma.

Banned Olyroos keeper Danny Vukovic reportedly turned up at the fancy dress party as partyboy Corey Delaney.

- This is more offensive than dressing up as Hitler and Morgan Freeman combined. I'm pretty sure they gave you the 15 months for that get up. Shame on you not so BIG Danny V.

The FFA have now launched a probe after an outcry from religious groups.

- So, the religious groups are already tired of persecuting women and burning all the gays to the stake

CEO Ben Buckley branded the outfits 'stupid' and told Sydney's Daily Telegraph: "Such behaviour is not only stupid, but is also not tolerated by the FFA.

"Our policy is clear. Any conduct that threatens, disparages, vilifies or insults another person, or group of people, on the basis of that person's race, religion, age, colour, descent or national or ethnic origin is abhorrent to FFA, whether on or off the field."

- First the Danny Vukovic shemozzle now this. Thank you Mr. Buckley for your skid marks to the proverbial underwear that is the A-league. Hang on a second, Andrew Demetriou is standing behind you dressed as Emperor Palpatine isn't he?

Photos of the 'Mad' Monday






Couldn't find any photos without God being in there. Jesus Christ he is an attention seeking bastard.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

tony vidmar's costume is garbage. God is black and he wears a white shirt. You've thought about that one heaps haven't you.

Andre is a fucking nob too.

Thank God they lost. Can you imagine what would have happened if they won?