The Bible According to Ads - Exodus

The story left off with the sacrifice of Mario and Zammit. To comprehend why The Hated One allowed such an action to occur we must first understand the amount of dislike that was initially directed at Mario. Mario was in a year level below the rest of the team. This instantly made him a stuck up, snot nosed, pre-pubescent prat. Many of the generation two players had shied away from joining the team initially because of Mario’s presence. It was then expected that Zammit would leave too as with Mario gone, and The Hated One not offering any support he’s all round crapness would no longer be tolerated.

So with the tacit approval of The Hated One, Ads and Rodders began preparations for what would be one of the bloodiest coups in indoor soccer history. An event that would only later become known as the “Night of the Long Knives”. The usurpers plan was intricate:

Step 1. They initially recruited another two players to the team to fill the void that would be left with the removal of Mario and Zammit. The two players that were selected were Freestyler and Desmond. Freestyler had previously been an award winning goalkeeper for the ACC Second XI and it was believed that with Mario gone he would be the perfect man to fill his shoes. Desmond (the very same Desmond who set up this blog and who is an absolute sex god) had been another member of the ACC Second XI playing as a marauding full back.
Step 2. The next stage of our plan was to cease all communication channels with Mario and Zammit. This meant that they would find it difficult to discover when games were being played. The Hated One performed this job admirably as he sensed that the tides of revolution were too strong to swim against.
Step 3. A “D-Day” was selected for the execution of the operation and was planned that the usurpers would meet 2 hours before kick off. The reason behind meeting so early before kick off was to pay the match fee well a head of time so that it would seem unfair to not allow the usurpers to play.

The plan was executed to perfection. When Mario and Zammit arrived there was no way that they could play for a team which had already more than enough players. The final confrontation of the night went down between Rod and Mario in the toilets at action indoor. Rod, who already at this time was being suspected of taking steroids and other performance enhancing drugs that would later plague the rest of his career, proceeded to flex his stunning biceps and toss back his mullet and ultimately intimidated Mario into agreeing to leave the team.

The team then went out and played, and subsequently got spanked. But at least now all of the key members had joined the team. SBC Gunnerz would end their first season of indoor soccer by missing out on the finals but had managed to assemble the squad that would bring so much future glory.