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Missing: Green Street Elite Marquee Striker Rod

Posted by Tullamarine Police Dpt. and Action Indoor Missing Persons Unit.

The family of missing Green Street Elite player Rod have issued a heartfelt plea for him to return to the team.

Rod, pictured, who is 22 and from Tullamarine, has been missing since the start of last season where GSE famously made the finals without Bonus Points. He was last seen by a team-mate’s at his 21st and spoke to his wife around mid-afternoon, when he said he was going for a walk naked. Rod has never been missing before a GSE match but has recently experienced some health problems particularly an interest in prescribed medication and a tendency to eat large amounts of food late at night; which have caused fellow players some concern.

Rod is described as dark skinned Middle Eastern male with a tanned complexion. He is 10ft tall and of slight build with curly, pubic brown hair. He was wearing a white bonds top with erect nipples underneath it, navy blue jeans and trainer style walking shoes.

People who have recently visited areas including HJs Keilor Park, Tulla KFC, Tulla McDonalds, Tulla Tennis Centre and 7-11 at Melrose are being asked to remain vigilant to anyone matching Rod’s description.

Anyone with information should contact Tulla Police on 09669 696 8008. Alternatively, contact the Green Street Elite Sex Chatline on 8008 SEX LOL.

(image) Getting prepared for GSE's next match